9 ... You have ever had 2 wheels off the ground and said "We're in good shape".
8 ... You have ever "nuked" a microwave burrito on an intke manifold.
7 ... You favorite cologne is "Eau de Unleaded" (91 octane).
6 ... You have ever heard a counselor say "no I dont think 38" Boggers will work well under your wifes Ford Fiesta".
5 ... You like mud cause "its high in mnerals".
4 ... Every dent you put in your vehicle pops 2 dents out.
3 ... You have to get the wheel barrow to clean your drive way off after you wash your vehicle.
2 ... You think "protection from the elements"(ie a top) is for wussies.
And the #1 sign you might be a Four Wheeler is....
1 ... You have driven a vehicle for 10 hours straight and never exceeded 3 mph.
by - Danny Ling
